{"product_id":"wooden-chopping-quotable-board-off-my-tits-on-picky-bits","title":"Wooden Chopping Quotable Board - Off my tits on picky bits'","description":"\u003ch3\u003eWooden Chopping Board with laser engraved with a humorous popular quote rope handle to hang L40x25cm\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eQuote - OFF MY TITS ON PICKY BITS \u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWooden chopping board with the highly popular humorous kitchen accessory with the laser-engraved bold quote which has gone viral - Off my tits on picky bits\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is a great chopping board, but makes a great fun cheese or snack serving platter.  The cheeky phrase references the British colloquialism for enjoying a casual spread of snacks, finger foods, and appetizers!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eVariants of this design are crafted from different woods, often featuring a deep juice groove running a long the top area, each one will be unique with the wood grain \u0026amp; colour.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eApprox size - L40 x W25 x D1.5cm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHas soft pads on the reverse to protect surfaces when being used.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003eNot suitable for the dishwasher\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e81239 \/ PL0627590\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Portland Living","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58586866712957,"sku":null,"price":17.0,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2235\/5521\/files\/IMG_3389_0b110286-bb22-48d3-b81a-78fb6a8fa81d.heic?v=1787685563","url":"https:\/\/lifestorebrigg.com\/products\/wooden-chopping-quotable-board-off-my-tits-on-picky-bits","provider":"The Life Store Brigg","version":"1.0","type":"link"}